Okay I’m really tired of seeing everyone saying “I fly on Malaysia Airlines I’m so scared now” because just this one time, it’s not fucking about you. There are people’s children, family members, lovers, and friends on that flight, and the most you can think is how YOU’RE scared to fly again? How about how terrified the missing people and their families and friends are that they’ll never be found, let alone be found alive.
The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.
obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine
i want him to be my president
this makes me sad that i live in canada
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
somebody write this novel right now
I volunteer John Green
Don’t volunteer John Green, he will kill the soul mate.
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
this was physically difficult to read
its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001
*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL
i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough
In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.
YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE
apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment